Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

i have just been exposed to a club in the states.

the shit that’s in the videos…it happens in real life.

i’m in awe.

i watch a guy stick his face in some broad’s crotch and let her shake it on him.

like bredren, dawg, home slice….you know her? you know where dat’s been?

naaaaaaahhhhhhh

i can’t even.

i’m in awe.

mangoestho:

merry-i-am:

salma:

why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse

hurricane muhammad

hurricane shaniqua 

hurricane nguyen 

because white people destroy everything.

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